Tuesday 6 September 2011

SIKH NAMES INDICATING PROFESSION / PASSION‏


Q: What do you call a Sikh who drinks only beer? A: JUSBEER SINGH.
 
Q: What do you call a Sikh guy who has only one drink
 A: JUST-ONE SINGH.
 Q: What do you call a Sikh scuba diver?
 A: JULL-UNDER SINGH.
 
Q: What do you call a better adapted Sikh diver?
 A: JULL-UNDER SINGH GILL.
 
Q: What do you call a bald Sikh guy ?
 A: BALD-EV SINGH.
 
Q: What do you call a Sikh boyfriend?
 A: HER PAL SINGH.
 
Q: Who is he who has many publications to his credit?
 A: JOURNAL SINGH.
 
Q: What do you call a Sikh guy running towards the enemy
     camp with a white flag in his hand?
 A: SURRENDER SINGH.
 
Q: What do you call a Sikh standing on one leg?
 A: BALAN SINGH
 
Q: What do you call a Sikh enjoying a walk in the park?
 A: RELAX SINGH
 
Q: What do you call Singh who drinks too much?
 A: Bho pinda Singh
 
Q: One haired Singh?
 A: Iqbal Singh
 
Q: Electrical Engineer
 A: Tara Singh
 Q: and his brother
 A: Cable Singh
 
Q: What do you call a Sikh at the bar?
 A: Bar-Tinder!
Q; What you call a Sikh who runs a bar/
A:Bar bill Singh.

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