A guy walks into a bar, says to the bartender “gimme a Bin Laden”
.Bartender says “what’s that?”
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Guy says “two shots and a splash of water”.
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Guy says “two shots and a splash of water”.
Friday 19 August 2011
To Non-Alcoholic Drinkers , Beware !!!
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. And those who don't and are always Seen with a bottle of water in their hand.
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, At the end of the year we would have absorbed More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli,
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, At the end of the year we would have absorbed More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli,
(E. Coli) - bacteria
Found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
Because alcohol has to go through a purification process Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = HealthTherefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of Shit..
Found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
Because alcohol has to go through a purification process Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = HealthTherefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of Shit..
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