Monday 2 May 2011

Horoscope 2011- claimed to be very accurate‏

ARIES - The Aggressive** (March 21 to April 19) **
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny... Excellent
kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very
important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving.
Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be 'Right'. Aries will argue to
prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful
people in the world. 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward. **

TAURUS - The Tramp** (April 20 to May 20)**
Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight.
Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the love of
attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good
kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be
self-centred and if they want something they will do anything to get it.
They love to sleep and can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are
the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not
forward. **

GEMINI - The Twin** (May 21 to June 21)**
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very good at confusing people.
Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Geminis will not take any
crap from anyone. Geminis like to tell people what they should do and get
offended easily. They are great at losing things and are forgetful. Geminis
can be very sarcastic and childish at times and are very nosey. Trustworthy.
Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make
out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years
of bad luck if you do not forward. **

CANCER - The Beauty** (June 22 to July 22)**
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A Cancer's love is one of a kind...
Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet in your life. Entirely
creative person, most are artists and insane, respectfully speaking. They
perfected sex and do it often. Extremely random. An ultimate freak.
Extremely funny and is usually the life of the party. Most Cancers will take
you under their wing and into their hearts where you will remain forever.
Cancers make love with a passion beyond compare. Spontaneous. Not a fighter,
but will kick your ass good if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold
on to! 12 years of bad luck if you do not forward. **

LEO - The Lion** (July 23 to August 22)**
Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy but when
unhappy tend to be grouchy and childish. A Leo's problem becomes everyone's
problem. Most Leos are very predictable and tend to be monotonous. Knows how
to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Very
predictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves
being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find.
Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward. **

VIRGO - The One that Waits** (August 23 to September 22)**
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the
last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever
wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take chances. Needs
to have the last say in everything. They think they know everything and
usually do. Respectful to others but you will quickly lose their respect if
you do something untrustworthy towards them and never regain respect. They
do not forgive and never forget. The one and only. 7 years of bad luck if
you do not forward. **

LIBRA - The Lame One** (September 23 to October 22)**
Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, funny and
sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet!
However, not the kind of person you want to mess with... you might end up
crying. Libras can cause as much havoc as they can prevent. Faithful friends
to the end. Can hold a grudge for years. Libras are someone you want on your
side. Usually great at sports and are extreme sports fanatics. Very
creative. A hopeless romantic. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward. **

SCORPIO - The Addict** (October 23 to November 21)**
EXTREMELY adorable. Loves to joke. Very good sense of humour. Will try
almost anything once. Loves to be pampered. Energetic. Predictable. GREAT
kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Loves being in long
relationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the extreme. Loves
the smell and feel of money and is good at making it but just as good at
spending it! Very protective over loved ones. HARD workers. Can be a good
friend but if is disrespected by a friend, the friendship will end.
Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad
Luck if you do not forward. **

SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One** (November 22 to December 21) **
Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in
long relationships. So much love to give. A loner most of the time. Loses
patience easily and will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay FAR away. Gets
offended easily and remembers the offence forever. Loves deeply but at times
will not show it, feels it is a sign of weakness. Has many fears but will
not show it. VERY private person. Defends loved ones with all their
abilities. Can be childish often. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very
romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly,
fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever
meet! Amazing in bed!!! Not the kind of person you want to mess with- you
might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward. **

CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover** (December 22 to January 19)**
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Grouchy at times and annoying
to some. Lazy and love to take it easy, but when they find a job or
something they like to do they put their all into it. Proud, understanding
and sweet. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker.
Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to win against other signs in
sports, especially Gemini's. Likes to cook but would rather go out
To eat at good restaurants. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of
bad luck if you do not forward. **

AQUARIUS - Does It in the Water** (January 20 to February 18) **
Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in
long-term relationships. Tries hard. Will take on any project. Proud of
themselves in whatever they do. Messy and unorganized. Procrastinators.
Great lovers, when they're not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets
usually more than their family. Can be VERY irritating to others when they
try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your
expectations. Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out. 2 years of bad
luck if you do not forward. **

PISCES - The Partner for Life** (February 19 to March 20)**
Caring and kind. Smart. Likes to be the centre of attention. Very organized.
High appeal to opposite sex. Likes to have the last word. Good to find, but
hard to keep. Passionate, wonderful lovers. Fun to be around. Too trusting
at times and gets hurt easily. VERY caring. They always try to do the right
thing and sometimes get the short end of the stick. They sometimes get used
by others and get hurt because of their trusting. Extremely weird but in a
good way. Good sense of humour!!! Thoughtful. Loves to joke. Very popular.
Silly, fun and sweet. Good friend to others but needs to be choosy on who
they allow their friends to be. 5 years of bad luck if you do not forward. *

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