Gabbar v/s Sambha

Gabbar:- Kitne admi the?

 Sambha:- Sardar 2

 Gabbar:- Mujhe ginti nahi aati.2 kitne hote hai?

 Sambha:- Sardar 2, 1 k baad aata hai.

 Gabbar:- Or 2 k pahle?

 Sambha:- 2 k pahle 1 aata hai.

 Gabbar:- To bich me kaun aata hai?

 Sambha:- Bich me koi nahi aata hai.

 Gabbar:- To phir dono ek saath kyon nahi aate hai?

 Sambha:- 2, 1 k baad hi aa sakta hai. Kyon ki 2, 1 se bada hota hai.

 Gabbar:- 2, 1 se kitna bada hota hai?

 Sambha:- 2 ,1 se 1 bada hai.

 Gabbar:- Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?

Sambha:- Sardar maine apka namak khaya hai. Mujhe goli mar do.